KIDDO, I KNOW HOW IT ENDS

i was watching a movie the other day and i could see the distress on the character's face and even the way she sounded. it made her almost, human. i could identify with her for that little moment in time when everythig was going so wrong(welcome to my life). then i remebered, wait, i know how this thing ends, she gets everything she wants. so she's back to being a make believe character. nobody ever gets everything they want, not even the rich brats. oh well back to my 'discovery'. as i kept watching the movie and seeing the poor girl cry her heart out(no! it wasnt a mexican soap! i loathe those things.), i kept thinking, i know how your story ends kiddo. you get your prince charming, win that scholarship and everything will be alright. thats the way of movies and books. you could start reading a book and you know which characters will get together but you read it anyway to see the whole heartbraeking journey in the hope that your own heartbreaking(im using this word loosely here) journey has a happily ever after. everytime i watch a movie or read a book i wish i'd have a fairy godmother whispher to me 'kiddo i know how it ends' and smile for then i would know that my story indeed has a happy ending.

REVENGE OF THE ONION

God created everything with a defense mechanism, insects, animals and plants each have thier own safety measures. just like humans, all these organisms have a great desire to preserve life but some do so at their own expense. take the honey bee for instance. the little hardworking insect produces a sweet substance(for y'all who are floating, i mean honey) which humans have been dying(some have actually died) to get their grubby paws on for time immemorial. the bees have a sting(which hurts like hell btw. what? i like honey too. :)) and they use this against any hapless human or animal that dares steal it. the problem is once a bee uses its sting, it dies(well apart from that animation where they put a thumb tack on its butt. lol). i think subconsciously, the bees know what happens if they use the sting. i mean, they must have seen more than one of their members expiring from using it(apart from adam bee ofcourse. he was the first). you would think the'd come up with a new for of defense but no, they insist on stinging you to death. literally.

then comes the onion. i'd love to see anyone who ever cut onions up and failed to shed a single tear or get all teary. these food additives(and they make food taste awesome) are lethal! they can bring even the strongest to his knees with just one cut. i think thats their revenge, (im thinking like an onion here-dont judge) mhh, this human thinks he can eat me?? i'll show him! then the little(an average onion fits in the palm of your hand) thing goes ahead and makes you cry. you never enjoy an onion without paying the price(or owning a cook. take your pick). even if we get the last word (mouthful), the onion gets its revenge. eat me but i'll make you pay first. so, Go onion, Make em pay, cry.....

OF MUEMA KATAVI

so we have killed dictator no 1 in Africa. yaay. this victory has left a bitter taste in my mouth and the hollow feeling that we could have carried this out in a different way. first some things Libyans enjoyed under his rule
1. Electricity & water free for residential units
2. 1 liter of petrol 0.08 EURO
3. NO TAX , DEBT FREE
4. students studying abroad receive a salary of 1627 Euro
5. each one of those students gets salary till he finds a job
6. each Libyan family gets 300 Euro monthly as long as they are registered
7. when a Libyan gets married, he receives a land to help him out approx. 150 Sq.M
And apparently this dictator helped alot of African countries into freedom. true he did take over their affairs after a while and true he was a despicable man who rather enjoyed killing people but the manner of his death was appaling. i watched a you tube clip and i couldnt help but think that this was nothing to celebrate about. his death was a win yes but the method was shameful. kill him, torture him yes but dont kill him like a dog(i wouldnt do that to my own dog). the guy was an egotistical maniac(the self given title king of kings in africa was proof enough) still doesnt mean we do that to all egoistics we know(and i know plenty!). i just think they should have gone differently with this or atleast not show a live footage of that horror. no matter what a person did, killing them does not bring back the dead or correct the injustices he did.but i sincerely hope that the Libyans can now heal as they have gotten rid of their biggest headache. 

JANUARY ATHI TIMETABLE

ATHI RIVER

MONDAY

TUESDAY

WEDNESDAY

THURSDAY

FRIDAY

ROOM

8:45AM-11:45AM

12:30PM-3:30PM

10:00AM-1:00PM

1:30PM-4:30PM

8:45AM-11:45AM

12:30PM-3:30PM

10:00AM-1:00PM

1:30PM-4:30AM

8:45AM-11:45AM

12:30PM-3:30PM

LR10

DEV211/SWK213A

DEV418A

DEV408S((A)

SOC111A

COM426A

DEV310

LR11

BIL111A

INS212A

BIL112A

BIL212A

INS313A

RET321A

RET321C

BIL 231A

RET320C

INS412C

LR12

DEV 214

COM468A

MUS111 A / MUS 113

DEV413/SWK413A

DEV323A

DEV415/SWK415A

LR13

ENG111A

ENG111 C

ENG112 D

ENG412 A

ENG111 D

ENG112 E

ENG111 B

ENG112 A

ENG112 F

LR14

MAT111B

SB-B06

SWK 111A

SWK 112A

DEV111A

SWK311A

SWK 313A

SWK 211

SB-G01

EDU111A

EDU431A

EDU323A

EDU225A

EDU226A

EDU112A

SB-G02

PEA285A

PEA242A

PEA240A

POL320A

PEA141A

PEA312A

PEA312B

PEA345A

PEA365A

PEA386A

SB-G03

COM344A

COM344B

COM346A

ECO317A

COM427A

COM349A

SB-G04

PEA363A

CHM421A

PEA412A

PEA312A

POL201A

SB-G08

ENG211 A

ENG112 B

ENG315 A

ENG112 C

ENG214 A

LIT111 A

ENG411 A

ENG215 A

SB-G09

ENG096 A

ENG212 A

ENG096 A

LIT111 B

ENG098 A

ENG111 E

COM415/ENG415A

ENG096 A

SB-G10

ENG416 A

ENG408 A

KIS313

SB-G11

EDU322A

EDU362A

EDU310A

EDU371A

SB-202

STA212A

MAT112A

COM469A

COM474A

COM473A

ECO211A

COM472A

ECO308A

SB-203

BUS323A

BUS319A

BUS415A

BUS 329A

BCL 100A

BCL 101A

BUS 321A

LOG 221A

MIS 211A

SB-204

FRE210A

INS 212B

RET320A

COM323A

COM263C

COM459B

COM408B(A)

SB-301

SOC314/SWK314A

SWK212A

SWK414A

DEV416/SWK 416A

SB-302

ECO314A

ECO320A

ECO212B

ECO310A

ECO411A

ECO412A

SB-303

EDU361A

EDU365A

SB-304

BUS113B

MAK422A

MAK335A

MAK423A

BUS211A

MAK 420A

BUS320A

BUS419A

SB-305

MAK418A

ACC112B

MAK212B

ECO211B

LOG361A

SB-306

ACC111A

BUS213A

ACC111B

BUS309A

MAK212A

BCL305A

BCL200A

SB-307

SWK417A

DEV317A

DEV417A

SB-308

COM419A

COM361A

COM445A

COM445B

COM365A

COM408L(A)

COM408K(A)

COM364A

COM361B

SB-309

PSY111A

PSY319A

PSY212A

PSY112A

PSY412A

PSY414A

PSY411

PSY413A

SB-310

PSY211A

PSY214A

PSY415A

PSY313A

PSY213A

PSY312

PSY311A

SB-311

KIS312 A

KIS113

FRE211A

FRE111 A

BCC1

BUS211B

BUS113A

INS112B

MAK316A

BCC2

MAT112A

STA211A

MAT111A

INS111B

ECO211B

ECO318A

BIL111B

RET441A

COM467A

BCC3

COM099A

COM099B

COM231A

ART111A

COM226A

COM231B

COM459A

COM302A

COM 302B

BCC4

COM223A

COM223B

COM247A

COM247B

COM243A

COM226B

COM421A

ECO111B

COM466A

COM466B

BCC5

MAT120A

MAT102A

MAT102B

BIO111B

ENV112C

ENV112D

STA130A

ENV112E

HPE113A-8.45am/B-10am

HPE113C

BCC6

INS412A

COM419B

BIO111A

MAT102C

INS313B

MAT221A

PHY112A

PHL111B

RET341A

RET441A

BCC7

MAT312A

COM421B

ENV112A

ENV112B

BIO111C

BIO111D

BIO111E

PHY112B

INS111C

BCC8

RET423A

BIL112B

BIL212B

PHL111A

POL111C

INS313C

ETH201A

BIL443A

BIL112C

BCC9

INS412B

CHM326A

BIL111C

INS212C

BIL342A

RET321B

POL111A-10am/B-11am

PHL111C

CHM223A

RET413A

BCC10

ACC411A

COM422A

ACC415A

RET320B

ACC112A

ACC314A

ACC311A

ECO111B

BCC11

INS111A

INS112A

COM263A

COM264A

COM263B

RET421A

BIL212C

COM436A

MAT322A

BCC12

COM223C

COM264B

COM321A

COM321B

COM243B

COM323B

COM322A

COM322B

INS112C

TH1

PRE

PRE

PRE

PRE

PRE

TH2

PRE

PRE

PRE

PRE

PRE

S11

HPE113C

S12

PHY117A

PHY117A

MAT121A

PHY217/224A

PHY217/224A

MAT223A

S21

ACS431A

ACS462A

ACS311A

ACS361A

ACS353A

ACS302A

ACS303A

ACS451A

ACS454A

S22

ACS102A

ACS111A

ACS216A

ACS352A

ACS231A

ACS112A

ACS212

COMP4

ACS101A

ACS092C

ACS101B

ACS092A

ACS092B

ACS101C

ACS101D

COMP5

MIS413A

BUS314A

ACC211A

ACC412A

EPD LAB

MUS1

MUS311 A

MUS312 A

MUS098 A

MUS221 A

MUS118

MUS119

MUS 111 A

MUS415 A

KIS114

MUS2

LANG LAB

ENG314 A

THE WORLD IS WAITING

Its your chance. Unleash your potential Blah blah blah the world is waiting. Just reach out and grab.... STOP IT!

Its no use trying to reason with the voices in my head and those out of it. Of course i know the world is out there. I know i shouldn't let chances slip past my fingers.

Alladin probably told Jasmine when she got on the carpet, 'get ready for the ride of your life', well just before he told her, 'hold on tightly'. I don't know if Alladin meant ride of your life literally as just a magic carpet ride which is also a ride of your life(i mean, how many times do you get to ride a magic carpet???).

Jasmine was brave to take a chance. the carpet was something she'd never used before and i wouldn't have blamed her for balking out.(its a flying cloth for God's sake!!).But that's how we pass awesome(I don't believe i used that word) chances. If Jasmine had not joined Alladin and(what was that monkey called again?? Harun???), she would have missed out on a chance at a love so great that 2000 years later we still talk about and on the adventure of a lifetime(make that 1000 lifetimes because I don't know anyone alive who can claim having been on a magic carpet. not even Harry Potter). 

I love my life but i can honestly say that it sucks. i can never pull a Jasmine because im a coward, hence the name of the blog. But this doesnt mean that I dont hope. hope that Alladin will come on his carpet(minus Jasmine ofcourse) and take me for the ride of my life, literally.I only hope i will have the courage to stretch out my arm and say, 'Im ready. Lets go' 

the episode part 1

"I dont know what incenced me more. the blase attitude he exuded or the apologetic smile she was giving me!" I mutter. Toni stares at me in shock. in the three years we had known each other, she'd never seen me lose my temper over anything. My friend Lola and I had a falling out and Toni was trying to play Koffi Anan and it wasnt working. A giggle escapes from Rachael who is seated at the corner of the room trying to appear incospicous but it is kinda hard with her bursting into fits of laughter and incessant giggling just when i launch into more of my sorry tale.
"Lola is such a witch!" Toni exclaims, "and here i was beginning to like her."(more giggling from Rachael-that brat!) I nod trying to look woebegone but i neednt bother, Toni is firmly in camp Diana(thats me). 

Ok, I know im a b**ch of the highest caliber but i did tell Lola that I liked him first and she encouraged me to talk to him. well I guess she didnt have to talk for him to notice her. while im a pitiful 34B, Lola is a proud 38D and boy does she flaunt it! Dolly Parton would have esteem issues if she met her, so who am I? ok so, cute guy and I bonded and became friends. then he met Lola. I wasnt trying to hide him or anything considering we go to the same school but i did try to make sure they never met. Lola is like that with every guy. one look at her and they forget their name (guess what happens to mine). guess those babies will do that to you. I digressing, Lola had the b**ls to face me with the news that she was going out with the love of my life(I exaggerate but hey). he looked totaly unapologetic claiming that we were just friends and he was never interested in me(as if. idiot!). Toni is looking at me sympathetically as I finish the tale of why I need a new room mate as Lola is now persona non grata in my room.