the episode part 1

"I dont know what incenced me more. the blase attitude he exuded or the apologetic smile she was giving me!" I mutter. Toni stares at me in shock. in the three years we had known each other, she'd never seen me lose my temper over anything. My friend Lola and I had a falling out and Toni was trying to play Koffi Anan and it wasnt working. A giggle escapes from Rachael who is seated at the corner of the room trying to appear incospicous but it is kinda hard with her bursting into fits of laughter and incessant giggling just when i launch into more of my sorry tale.
"Lola is such a witch!" Toni exclaims, "and here i was beginning to like her."(more giggling from Rachael-that brat!) I nod trying to look woebegone but i neednt bother, Toni is firmly in camp Diana(thats me). 

Ok, I know im a b**ch of the highest caliber but i did tell Lola that I liked him first and she encouraged me to talk to him. well I guess she didnt have to talk for him to notice her. while im a pitiful 34B, Lola is a proud 38D and boy does she flaunt it! Dolly Parton would have esteem issues if she met her, so who am I? ok so, cute guy and I bonded and became friends. then he met Lola. I wasnt trying to hide him or anything considering we go to the same school but i did try to make sure they never met. Lola is like that with every guy. one look at her and they forget their name (guess what happens to mine). guess those babies will do that to you. I digressing, Lola had the b**ls to face me with the news that she was going out with the love of my life(I exaggerate but hey). he looked totaly unapologetic claiming that we were just friends and he was never interested in me(as if. idiot!). Toni is looking at me sympathetically as I finish the tale of why I need a new room mate as Lola is now persona non grata in my room.