Again, i saw this and couldnt resist sharing

HOW TO KNOW A KENYAN

 1.  if you suddenly stop on the street and point at  the sky, they will all stop and look.

 2.  if someone is being magged they will not help  him but will stop, make sure they get all the drama  and then go and tell their pals.

 3.  they will refuse to enter an empty matatu and  enter an overloaded one because the overloaded one  wont stop to pick passengers.

 4.  they will suddenly acquire a weng when talking  to a mzungu

 5.  when they go to the States or Brito for 3 months  they come back with a weng but when the go to India  for 5 years they do not come back with an Indian  accent.

 6.  they all know a public figure personally.

 7.  they drive at 30km/hour when it is raining.

 8.  they abandon their cars in the middle of the  road when scratched by another car and wait
 for the  cops to come and view the accident
 scene (a scratch  only!)

 9.  it is manly to have spent a night or two in a  police cell and cool to have a criminal record.

 10. the chicks under dress in cold weather and  overdress in hot weather and the jamaas over dress  in all kinds of weather.

 11. All kenyans have shaken the president's hand

 12. they rush home at 7.00p.m. or 9.00p.m. to watch  news which they follow like a soap opera eg this  sizzling story that ran for a week;

 Monday -Raila; i am an old guard in the game of  politics this young people don't know what they are  saying.

Tuesday - Mungatana; if Raila eats mbuta from lake  victoria let him know i also eat crocodiles from  Tana river.

Wednesday - Raila; when a dog is barking at you, you  tell its master to call it off

Thursday - Mungatana; let Raila know that i am also  a man and i can impregnate a woman with twins.

Friday - Raila;
 Mungatana and i are the best
 of  friends, his father and i knew each other for a long  time

Saturday - Mungatana; Raila is like a father to me  and in fact he is my god-father in politics  Sunday - Mungatana (at a rally with other coast  m.p's); we are calling for the sacking of Raila  Same

Sunday - Raila; it is not Mungatana who sacks  ministers.  that boy was in nappies when i was a  lecturer at the university.  it is only the  president who can sack me..........

 ...........and the drama continues.


 if you have examined yourself and are lacking in all  of these qualities, then you are loosing your Kenyan  touch and you need to pull up your socks.